I would like to write a little excerpt on Retail. Ahem *clears throat*

Retail, Retail, How I loathe thee

With thine prestigious customers and whining babies

How I long to deliver a message to thy ignorant ears

Of how Much of a Damn I give; just want to make that clear

Your self righteous deals, your greedy eye sneers

Trying to put a leash on our name tagged peers

Retail Retail, it’s not you it’s me

I think we need to see other people, and that way I’ll be free